hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

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craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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October 2 at 8:00 AM
bloodsexandrocknroll:

nope we need an older man for that 
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October 2 at 7:59 AM
highkeygay:

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

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October 2 at 7:58 AM
everythingelsegoesherethen:


BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON 
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON

THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT
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October 2 at 7:56 AM
kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
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October 1 at 7:29 AM
meatbicyclevevo:

i saw this and i couldnt resist
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